theagilebeast:

Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.


teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

kitschkiller:

this is still one of my favorite photos of all time

Other Acceptable Names for “Lord of the Flies”

badwolflaurel:

somethingsarenotuptous:

quirkycat:

badwolflaurel:

  • 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
  • Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
  • Well That Escalated Quickly

“Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me. 

Someone make a book cover please.

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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(Source: moltres)